My horoscope says...

(I went to see an astrologer, he read my charts and told me about my self in relation to the planets and my aura and my lucky numbers and other such things that you take with a grain of salt...tell me people, did he get me, or could this be from the back of a 17 magazine??)

My rising sign is ascendent, a fire sign. My moon is in scorpio, a water sign. This denotes conflict in my personalityas well as conflict in my emotions. I am sympathetic, turhtful, direct, my emotions are not concealed. I am outspoken, something that people do not always respond well to, they don't always want to hear truth. This is something I need to balance. I am impulsive and versatile with the ability to cultivate much higher branches of learning, such as theology, philosophy, law...

I have a thirst for knowledge and learn more from travel and experience than from studies and books. I will have great opportunity for travel and the fulfillment of knowledge. I have a good capacity for expression and teaching. More than just in a classroom, I would make a good counselor or politician even--something that requires the ability of convincing people of things. I will have conflict and dissapointments within my profession, but mostly with authority, bosses, systems and the like.


I have had difficulties in relationships and there have been many short ones. I have an intesnely deep range of emotions and need to be understood deeply, this has lead to much suffering.

I am very spiritual and have a natural religion. There was probably an ancestor that was also very spiritual and they have passed this path on to me. I will find my spiritual growth very satisfactory. Although I am not a healer yet I have the potential to become one. And I should live well into my 80s. I died an accidental death in my past life, as per the mole on my back, and I shouldn't need to worry about that in this life.

Financial affairs will be smooth in my life. Work will not stop because of lack of finances and if something is necessary for me, I will be able to acquire it.

It is possible that my mother miscarried at some point and that child was female. And there was difficulty with my birth.

My first child will be a boy with possible twins to follow. This child may be conceived between Oct 29 2006-May 18 2008. This will be a very positive period for me with many changes in my life. Many lingering problems will be resolved during this time. I wil change my institution but for the better and I will form a new relationship that wil be binding and pleasant and may lead to marriage. My artistic tendencies will rise as well as my mental energies.

July 19 2008-May 21 2009 however will be difficult for me. My inner constitution will be low, filed with pessimism. I may be harrassed by someone or something, people will be jealous of me and I might have a skin problem. Nothing too serious, but I should take good care of myself during this time. If I have not already conceived a child, I should avoid conceiving one during this time.

Too balance myself I must seek mountains and forest as well as outdoor sports. I will have an opportunity to live some of my life in the mountains.

I should be able to fulfill all of my responsibilites in this life: personal, family, friends, society.
Jealousy plays a big part of the negativity I will face and I should not disclose my plans uneccessarily.

My karma is good. My aura is a light red color which brings me ego, patience and popularity (also why I should become a politician). And I should seek a moon yantra.

My lucky days are wednesdays, fridays and mondays and my lucky numbers are odds, especially 5,7 and 9

So what do you guys think? Have I been pegged? Is this an appropriate reading for the Maya that y'all know?? Should I spend the extra money to buy the moon yantra--its like survivor, based on your votes I will keep or kick the astrologer off the island.